WELCOME TO GAV'S WORLD

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If you're looking for my photos on-line, they're in Gav's Photobox.

Cheesy stuff coming up now - be warned.

Hello, he said in an ever so slightly sarcastic voice as he remembers some of the cheesy home pages he has read, I am an earthling, inhabiting a small town called Gullane which is about 20 miles east of Edinburgh (in Scotland, just in case this is your first visit to this planet). I used to be an alien, but had a species change a few years ago. However, I have retained some of my abilities, like the ability to live partially as a hypertext document. In fact I am having sex with your eyes right now. I know you are enjoying it, because you are smiling.

I have taken the name of Gavin because that was the first thing I shouted when I crashed my spaceship, which caused a cup of hot coffee to fall off the dashboard and into my lap - it's a swear word on my home planet you see. However, on this planet, the English translation of the Gaelic derivation of the name means White Hawk, which is rather cool :-)

I have a fondness of animals, especially my late dogs, who were all rough collies.

Drinking is a great hobby of mine - especially the type of drink that has the appealing side effect of getting you pissed - haven't a scoobie how that could happen though ;-)
A particularly nice pint in my local is Belhaven St. Andrews - it's a very smooth pint that usually goes down toooo easily!

Related to my hobby of drinking, I'm treasurer of KIDDA, the Kum-a-lot International Drinking and Diving Association!

Another hobby was a Phase 2 (1989 model) Renault 5 GT Turbo. Just in case you have never seen one, imagine a Renault 5, forget how ugly it is, then put on a body kit and colour code everything. It looks a hell of a lot better now doesn't it!!! As for driving it I can recommend it to anyone who likes a small, very nippy car (before you butt in and mention faster cars, just remember that this car is relatively cheap, although it is a band 14 insurance). I had the car around Knockhill a few times - spun it on the first occasion at Duffus Dip, fell into the gravel trap at the hairpin once, but was ok after that. One thing about racing the car is that you require the heater on full blast to provide extra engine cooling - if not you will warp the head, but you try not to worry about that sort of thing. Another place I had fun with the car is at Crail Thrash and 1/4 mile dash which is held at Crail airstrip in Fife.

You may have noticed the past tense with the 5 GT Turbo, that's because I now drive a Honda Integra Type-R. This car, compared to the 5, is outstanding: roads that the 5 took reasonably comfortably, perhaps screeching the tyres are now taken without much effort at all.

I do other things too ... like the odd bit of hill walking, mountain biking (well, twice so far!) and take lots of photos on nights out much to the annoyance of my mates! Talking of mates, one of them, Mark Naples has recorded his first album called "The Insignificant Man." My claim to fame here is that I took a fair number of the photos he's used in the album cover and insert (okay, if you insist on knowing ... front cover, inside front cover and back cover as well as the main image he's using on his website). He's even now in a band called Jura and will be gigging in Edinburgh and surrounding areas. Since he's a mate ... I'll also tell you about his business venture: www.mystery.tv which is full of all sorts of weird and wonderful stuff!

As for other things, I'm an electronic engineer (here is my CV) working for SELEX Sensors and Airborne Systems (aka BAE SYSTEMS, aka Marconi Electronic Systems, aka GEC Marconi, aka GEC Ferranti) and have been there since leaving school in 1992. They sent me to Napier University to get a BSc in Electronic and Electrical Engineering. They sent me back to do an MSc in Electronics and Communication Engineering - so mustn't grumble, even though it didn't turn out to be as good a course as expected, such that I didn't complete it.

That's all for now folks !!!

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