Australian Pub / Club / Restaurant Reviews
In Brisbane
Dicey
Rieleys, Garden City
Reviewed by Saint
As Irish as chicken vindaloo, this is a
pub where the beer is cheap and the women are cheaper the atmosphere is
always mixed between fun fights and f**king, but the staff are hot ...
especially Jamie. Bouncers in this country leave a lot to be desired
and none more than in this pub where they make a stupid snail feel
smart. All in all, this is a great pub if for no other reason, it is
where I met the Australian members of KIDDA. This is KIDDA's kind of
sh*t hole!
Reviewed by Saint
This pub is as Irish as a Scotsman in
Brisbane but I love this place for the line a girl used to lure me to
her bed after Ireland were beaten by England at rugby ... an English
girl turned to me and said do you fancy getting f**ked by the English
twice tonight? Great line, great time I love this pub as it is fun and
always good humor. Once again a real KIDDA pub.
Gold Class
Bar, some cinema, Garden City
Reviewed by Saint
Best bar in Australia. Staff are great, beer is cool and it's in a
cinema ... where else can you sit, drink, watch a film and eat in
reclining seats. I love this place and if your really lucky the
Scottish member of staff, the Saint, yes International Captain will
serve you! How cool is that! This is a fine place we all love.
Dooley's - The
Valley
This pub consists of 4 great bar's: Tom's bar, where we discovered the
beauty of Dooley's, real live Irish music courtesy of Ger. The
pool room and TAB, where we sat outside on a sunny hot winter's day to
kick our celebrations of the 3rd KIDDA anniversary. Then there's the
public bar where they have karaoke, and were Saint and Wilko met the
man to can down a scooner in less than 1 second, yes that's correct,
blink and you'll miss it. Another memory that the public bar has for
Saint is when he and Guitar performed a fantastic rendition of "good
golly miss molly." The last bar is apparently called Trinity, don't ask
what that bar's about 'cause non of us has been there 'cause there's
never anyone in there so to must be sh1te.
Over all the Dooley's experience is wonderful a whole night of live
music in one building.
License
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Not been closed when we've
stumbled out at 5 am |
Dress Code
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Clean
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Toilets
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Not clean
|
Staff
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Hot Irish, good, fast and with
the ability to tell you to go to hell in such a way you look forward to
the trip |
Security
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Never really had trouble there -
the bad element stays out |
Price
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Good cheeper than Britain pint
of Hoegaarden $5 |
Totty
|
Very very very good. I mean f*ck
man, it's brissy |
Mustang Bar - The
Valley
Get ready for the law suit people.
This is a public health warning!
This place sucks! In a world of crap bars, this place takes the
biscuit! If the world was given an enema, this would be the entrance
point. No atmosphere, bar staff are in the same place as the atmosphere
and on 2 separate occasions Saint and Guitar were ejected for no
reason.
Wilko likes the shirts that decorate the wall, and they do have sport
on the TV.
License
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Who cares
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Dress Code
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Doesn't seam to be one
|
Toilets
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Best smelling room in the pub
|
Staff
|
What staff!
|
Security
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Far too gun ho! |
Price
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Too expensive to get me back in
there |
Totty
|
Not good enough |
The Runcorn
Three words describe this place, "spit
and sawdust." This is quite possibly the most comfortable pub in the
world, situated in the suburb of Runcorn (some pubs in Australia have
original names). The only point this place looses was starting a
karaoke half an hour into an England Australia rugby match (England
won.)
This place is owned by John Satler, Queensland rugby league great who
played 75 minutes of a grand final with a broken jaw. And a top bloke
and Australian.
Instead of all the license crap its a suburban pub full of locals all
that info goes along with that.
Treasury Casino
Many a night has started and more have
ended at this landmark building,
the Old Treasury Building, for Brisbane city is now a cool casino.
This fantastic night spot is fun as we play black jack to try and win
the T.F.H. or end up walking back to the asylum.
With over 7 bars and 3 restaurants you can get served alcohol for 24
hours. Classy fanny and top league hunks makes this a cool place to be.
As the advert says if it's not treasury it's not good enough.
License
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24 / 7
|
Dress Code
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Men can't wear thongs |
Toilets
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Top class
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Staff
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Always there
|
Security
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It's a F*ckin casino! |
Price
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Depends if you win |
Totty
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Some good, some bad |
The bar staff wear badges saying where there from so we had a cockney
welsh girl serving us and a scottish Asian, go figure. A pleasant place
to drink and I get British beer ... I almost cried when I found it. On
Sundays they serve xxxx on the wood so Eddie is happy too.
This is a pleasant place decorated like ye olde English tavern and
playing cheesy pop music. This is a little piece of home in a distant
land.